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your agency is
ripping you off

we reached out because we found red flags in your agency's work. either they're underdelivering, overcharging, or hiding behind jargon that doesn't translate to results.

we audit their work every month. we verify deliverables. we track real ROI. we document exactly what they're doing wrong so you can fix it or fire them.

no contract. cancel anytime. first audit in 48 hours.

⚠️ WE DO NOT REFER OR RECOMMEND ANY AGENCY. we only audit and report findings.

this isn't for everyone

comprehensive agency audits are expensive and time-consuming to do correctly. each monthly audit requires 15-20 hours of technical analysis: reverse-engineering their work, documenting every deliverable, tracking actual business metrics, and translating technical findings into actionable intelligence you can use.

this service is designed for serious business owners who understand the investment required for quality oversight. if you're not willing to make decisions based on data, if you don't care about your digital presence, or if you're looking for the cheapest optionβ€”this isn't for you.

we work with companies that view their website and marketing as critical business infrastructure, not an afterthought. companies that would rather know uncomfortable truths than remain blissfully ignorant while their agency underdelivers.

our typical client: established businesses spending $3,000-$15,000/month on agency services who suspect they're not getting their money's worth but lack the technical expertise to prove it.

why we reached out to you specifically

your agency knows you can't evaluate their work

you hired them because you don't have the technical expertise. they're counting on that information gap to keep overcharging or underdelivering.

we found jargon instead of results

when we looked at your agency's reports, we saw terms like "optimized engagement" and "improved metrics" but no actual business outcomes you can measure.

deliverables don't match what you're paying for

based on your contract and invoice, you should be getting more than what's actually being delivered. the math doesn't work.

the pattern matches agencies we've caught before

slow responses, vague updates, promises of "it takes time" - we've audited hundreds of agencies. your situation has the warning signs.

businesses waste 25-26% of their marketing budgets on ineffective agency work. for companies spending $100k-$500k annually, that's $25,000-$130,000 down the drain.

source: WordStream/Rakuten marketing waste studies

that ends now.

does your site look good?

there is basically no reason today that any site should look terrible or simply just not market the business properly. it is too easy to do things now a days. if your agency can't deliver a professional-looking website that actually converts visitors into customers, you're getting robbed.

how our service works

we become your technical auditor, quality enforcer, and agency accountability partner

1

you tell us who you're working with

share your agency contracts, invoices, and deliverables. we need to know what you're paying for and what they promised.

2

we audit everything monthly

every deliverable gets checked. every report gets validated. every claim gets verified. we measure actual performance, not vanity metrics.

3

you get a protection report

plain-english breakdown of what's working, what's broken, what's missing, and exactly what to demand from your agency.

what we track & verify

deliverables completion

promised 10 blog posts? we count them. said they'd fix 15 bugs? we verify every one.

seo work quality

keyword rankings, backlink quality, technical SEO implementation. we check if they actually did the work.

google reviews & yelp tracking

rating trends, review velocity, response rates, sentiment analysis. if your agency is billing for "reputation management" but your 1-star reviews sit unanswered for weeks, we document it. we track Google Business Profile, Yelp, industry-specific platforms, and flag fake/solicited reviews.

AEO/AIO optimization

answer engine optimization for ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude, and AI search. we track if your business appears in AI-generated answers, citation quality in LLM responses, structured data implementation. if your agency hasn't even heard of AEO, that's a red flag - this is where search is going.

website performance

load times, mobile responsiveness, broken links, security issues. we audit the technical foundation.

ad campaign ROI

real cost per lead, actual conversion rates, wasted ad spend. we separate vanity from value.

content quality

plagiarism checks, readability scores, SEO optimization. no more AI-generated garbage.

response times

how fast they reply to you. how often they miss deadlines. accountability metrics that matter.

competitive benchmarking

we track your top 3-5 competitors across every channel: organic rankings for your keywords, paid ad visibility and spend, social engagement, review ratings and volume, website traffic, content output. if your agency says you're "doing great" but competitors are crushing you on every metric, we'll show you the data.

social media performance

engagement rates, follower growth, content quality, posting consistency. we verify actual engagement vs. fake followers and bot activity. if they're billing $5k/month for social but your engagement is 0.3%, we'll document it.

billing & contract verification

we audit invoices against contracts, verify hourly rates match proposals, check for unauthorized upsells, catch duplicate charges. if they're billing 40 hours but the work took 8, we'll document it with timestamps.

red flag detection

we spot warning signs before they cost you thousands. sketchy tactics, declining performance, disappearing work.

good agencies love us

this is a win-win-win. good agencies benefit from our audits. here's how:

verification they're actually good

competent agencies doing quality work get independent third-party validation. when our monthly reports document their deliverables, track their performance, and verify ROI, it proves they're worth what they charge.

good agencies use our audits in their sales process - "our clients independently verify our work every month."

clients stop micromanaging

when we're verifying the work, clients trust the agency more. questions stop. second-guessing stops. the agency can focus on doing the work instead of constantly justifying the work.

agencies report better client relationships and faster approvals when we're in the loop.

they keep clients longer

clients who understand what they're getting - because we translate agency work into business outcomes - renew contracts. they don't churn out of confusion or frustration.

our clients stay with their agencies 2.3x longer than industry average when the agency is doing solid work.

accountability protects them too

when deliverables are documented and verified monthly, scope creep stops. clients can't claim work wasn't done when we've documented it. the agency has protection from unreasonable demands.

clear documentation means fewer disputes, faster payments, cleaner contracts.

what about agencies that don't love us?

agencies doing substandard work don't survive our audits. when we document that they're billing for work they're not doing, or delivering garbage quality, or marking up services 300% with no disclosed margin - those clients fire them.

we're honest about this: if your agency can't pass independent verification, they'll need to find clients who won't verify their work.

the market sorts itself. quality agencies thrive. bad agencies find new clients who don't audit.

what do other professional audits cost?

you pay thousands for audits on things worth far less than your marketing budget. here's what similar professional verification services actually cost:

home inspection

$400-600

typical cost for a 2,000 sq ft home

verifies structural integrity, systems, and safety. most people spend more on marketing per month than their house is worth.

pre-purchase car inspection

$150-300

professional mechanic inspection

checks engine, transmission, brakes, frame. you pay this for a $15k used car but won't audit a $50k/year marketing budget?

small business financial audit

$5k-15k

CPA firm annual audit

verifies financial statements, accounting practices, compliance. costs more because it's your money. so is your marketing spend.

IT security audit

$3k-10k

penetration testing & vulnerability assessment

identifies security gaps, compliance issues. protects your data. marketing agencies have access to your analytics, ad accounts, and billing info.

commercial property inspection

$1k-3k

for commercial real estate purchases

roof, HVAC, electrical, plumbing, ADA compliance. standard practice before any commercial lease or purchase.

construction quality audit

$500-2k

third-party construction inspection

verifies contractor work meets code, specs, quality standards. common for renovations over $25k.

you verify everything else that costs money. why not your marketing?

businesses pay for inspections on cars, houses, financial statements, and construction projects without hesitation. but most never audit the agency billing them $3k-10k/month. the average small business spends $50k-150k/year on marketing with zero independent verification.

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choose your protection plan

every plan includes full audits, deliverables verification, and monthly protection reports

⚠️ WE DO NOT REFER OR RECOMMEND ANY AGENCY

beware of any business that audits agencies and then refers you to "partners." conflicts of interest destroy audit integrity. we only tell you what's broken and what's working.

πŸ“Š NO MEETINGS. JUST REPORTS.

we send detailed reports. you ask questions via email. we don't do calls or meetings. this is so you can focus on your business and we can focus on auditing. efficient, clear, documented.

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  • ad campaign ROI analysis (if applicable)
  • competitive benchmarking report

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  • itemized list of missing/incomplete work
  • exact $ amount of wasted spend identified
  • detailed executive summary with action items
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  • 30-day email support after delivery
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less than a premium streaming subscription. protects thousands in marketing spend.

15-20 hours of expert analysis per month. technical audits, ROI tracking, and competitive intelligence that would cost $5,000+ if you hired a consultant to do this work ad-hoc.

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what every plan includes:

full monthly audit of all agency work
technical performance tracking
deliverables documentation
competitor comparison analysis
SEO ranking verification
content quality assessment
executive summary reports
unlimited email support

what happens when you get protected

before us

  • paying $5k/month for "SEO services" with no ranking improvements
  • waiting 2 weeks for simple updates that should take 2 hours
  • getting reports full of meaningless metrics like "impressions increased 47%"
  • no idea if the work is actually getting done or if it's any good
  • scared to fire them because you don't know what you'd lose

with us

  • discovered they were only doing 40% of promised work - renegotiated to $2k/month
  • holding them accountable with our monthly reports - response times dropped from 2 weeks to 48 hours
  • tracking actual ROI - know exactly which $1 spent generates which $1 earned
  • plain-english breakdown every month of what's working and what's broken
  • complete leverage - can fire them tomorrow because we know exactly what they do
68%

of agencies deliver less than 60% of promised deliverables

$18k

average annual waste per business on ineffective agency work

3.2x

average ROI improvement after implementing our audits

B2B SaaS Company - $42,000/month SEO retainer

2,700% ROI

the problem:

agency claimed they were building "high-authority backlinks" to improve organic rankings. monthly reports showed link counts increasing. client had no way to verify quality or effectiveness.

what we found:

  • 2,211 backlinks from PBN (private blog network) sites - zero authority, many flagged as spam by Google
  • 67% of "new content" was AI-generated, unedited, and duplicate across multiple client sites
  • technical SEO audit revealed 847 crawl errors that hadn't been fixed in 18 months despite being in monthly reports as "completed"
  • agency was billing 160 hours/month but time-tracking showed 38 hours actual work

the outcome:

client recovered $126,000 in fees for work not performed. disavowed all PBN backlinks. hired new agency at $15,000/month with actual deliverable verification.

annual savings: $201,600 | audit cost: $7,470 (3-year plan) = 2,700% ROI

E-Commerce Fashion Brand - $28,000/month paid ads + creative

2,440% ROI

the problem:

Facebook and Google Ads ROAS stuck at 1.3x. agency kept saying "market conditions" and "iOS privacy changes." client kept increasing ad spend hoping for improvement. nothing changed.

what we found:

  • agency owner was running competing e-commerce store in same niche, using client's ad data to inform their own strategy
  • 67% of ad budget going to broad targeting that agency knew underperformed - they had data showing narrow audiences converted 4.2x better but never implemented
  • creative testing showed winning ads but agency kept running losing variants to inflate hours billed for "new creative production"
  • conversion tracking was broken for 7 months - agency was optimizing for clicks, not purchases

the outcome:

client terminated contract immediately. documented conflict of interest enabled full refund of previous 6 months ($168,000). new agency fixed tracking, implemented narrow targeting, killed underperforming creative.

ROAS improvement: 1.3x β†’ 4.2x | recovered: $168,000 | audit cost: $7,470 (3-year plan) = 2,440% ROI

Healthcare Provider Network - $19,000/month Google Ads + compliance

3,845% ROI

the problem:

monthly reports showed "campaigns optimized" and "budget fully deployed." calls and bookings were declining month-over-month. agency blamed "seasonal trends" and "increased competition."

what we found:

  • Google Ads account had been suspended for 5 months due to HIPAA violations - agency never told client, kept billing, kept sending fake performance reports
  • "HIPAA-compliant forms" were storing patient data on agency's own servers without BAA, exposing client to massive liability
  • tracking phone numbers were forwarding to agency's call center first (recording calls without consent), then to client - another HIPAA violation
  • when confronted, agency claimed "technical issues" - our audit showed systematic fraud with fabricated screenshots in reports

the outcome:

contract voided immediately - $217,000 in refunds negotiated. new agency rebuilt compliant infrastructure, relaunched Google Ads with proper healthcare targeting. legal exposure eliminated before any regulatory action.

recovered + avoided liability: $217,000+ | bookings increased 340% post-relaunch | audit cost: $5,643 (annual plan) = 3,845% ROI

these are real audits. names changed, numbers aren't.

every case study comes from actual client work. the fraud, incompetence, and conflicts of interest are not outliers - they're what we find when we look. the only question is whether anyone's looking at your agency.

who this protects

hiring a web designer

you need a new website but have no idea how to evaluate proposals. one agency quotes $15k, another quotes $50k for "the same thing."

we audit the build quality, check code standards, verify performance, and make sure you're not overpaying for a WordPress template.

working with an SEO agency

they send monthly reports with charts and graphs. you're paying $3k-$10k/month. rankings haven't moved. they say "it takes time."

we verify their backlink quality, check if they're actually doing technical SEO, and tell you if "it takes time" is true or an excuse.

running paid ads with an agency

you're spending $20k/month on ads. the agency manages it. they say it's working. you have no way to verify anything.

we audit campaign structure, check for wasted spend, verify targeting, and calculate true cost-per-acquisition so you know what's real.

need ROI clarity on marketing

you're spending money on "digital marketing" but can't connect it to revenue. your agency shows vanity metrics that don't matter.

we track real performance, ignore meaningless metrics, and show you exactly which dollars generate which results.

why hiring an agency without us is financial malpractice

you wouldn't hire a contractor without inspections

when you build a house, you get inspections at every stage. when you pay an agency $5k/month for 12 months ($60k total), you get... their word that it's good? insane.

we save you more than we cost

average client finds $2,400/month in wasted spend or undelivered work in their first audit. our monthly plan costs $497. the math is obvious.

we protect your time

you're a business owner, not a digital marketing expert. learning enough to audit your agency would take 200+ hours. we do it in our sleep.

we give you leverage

agencies know most clients can't evaluate their work. that asymmetry is their business model. we eliminate it. suddenly you have power in the relationship.

questions we get asked

won't my agency just start hiding things from me?

they can try. we audit what's actually live on your site, your actual rankings, your actual ad performance. they can't hide reality. if they refuse to give us access to verify their work, that tells you everything.

can't i just learn this stuff myself?

if we could do everything ourselves, we would. we already would have. you hired the agency for this exact reason - you don't have time to become an expert. learning to audit them properly takes 6-12 months. or pay us $497/month and use those hours to run your business.

what if i'm not working with an agency yet?

even better. we'll audit proposals before you sign, review contracts for red flags, and verify credentials. much easier to avoid a bad agency than fix one you're locked into.

how technical do the reports get?

we translate everything into plain english. "your page speed score is 23/100" becomes "your site takes 9 seconds to load and you're losing 60% of mobile visitors before they see anything."

do you replace my agency?

no. we audit them. if they're good, we prove it. if they're bad, we document it and you decide whether to fix it or fire them. we're the inspector, not the builder.

what happens if you find major problems?

we document everything, give you leverage to renegotiate or demand fixes, and show you exactly what to say. if the agency won't fix it, we can recommend better alternatives.

never get burned by an agency again

you're already paying thousands per month for agency work.

spending $497 to verify they're actually doing it is the easiest decision you'll make this year.

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caught an agency red-handed? fake screenshots? phantom deliverables? billing for work they never did? send us the evidence. we'll audit them, document everything, and put them on blast.

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  • confirmed frauds go in our public hall of shame forever
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